an archive of assorted writings

Title: No Secrets
Author: yueni
Pairing: Lawrence Makoare/David Wenham, Marton Csokas, Viggo Mortensen, Harry Sinclair, Karl Urban
Summary: Open or closed?
A/N: Back up fic for the slashababy challange for iamari .Beta by turning_leaf.

( No Secrets )

Title: Time of Day
Author: yueni
Pairing: Viggo/Orlando/Sean Bean.
Rating: PG-13
Notes: A back-up fic for the slashababy challenge and sileya, who requested romance. I'm not sure if this is what you had in mind, but I hope you like it. Beta by turning_leaf.

( Time of Day )

Title: Bleed
Author: yueni
Pairing: NH
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Death
Disclaimer: there is blood. lots of blood. and death.
Summary: blood
Author's note: i post whatever the hell i want to


( bleed )

Title: What Dreams May Come
Author: yueni
Pairing: VM/SB
Rating: PG
Genre: Fluff
Disclaimer: This is not true. If it were true, I want the video. Thanks.
Summary: Vigbean first time
Author's note: Slasha fic for Claudel because her slasha person didn't write one for her. WTF are they thinking? It's May, people! Beta'd by Blue. Crossposted in rugbytackle and yuenidezi

( What Dreams May Come )

Title: The Fluffy Pole Fic
Author: yueni
Pairing: EW/OB
Rating: R
Genre: Fluff
Disclaimer: This is not true. If it were true, I want the video. Thanks.
Summary: Orlijah pole fic
Author's note: Fic for Lynney. Didn't turn out the way I thought it would. But I thought you might like it nonetheless. Thanks to Jill for the beta

( The Fluffy Pole Fic )

Title: So They Fucked
Author: yueni
Pairing: TB/GSOG
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Fluffy Smut
Disclaimer: This is not true. If it were true, Tolkien would be rolling in his grave.
Summary: Short and pithy
Author's note: This fic was written for enchanteresse

( So They Fucked )

Title: Hunger
Author: yueni
Pairing: OB/LT
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Smut
Disclaimer: This is not true. If it were true, I want the video. Thanks.
Summary: They are hungry.
Author's note: This fic was written as a birthday present expressly for The Arie^TM. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Also. Beta'd by snapesvixen. Thanks bebeh!

( Hunger )

Title: Last Farewell (2/2)
Author: yueni
Pairing: Marton Csokas/OC
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Smut
Disclaimer: You know how some times things aren't true? Yeah. Well this one occurs in your fantasies. If it really happened to you, I want the whole story. Pronto. Oh, and the video as well.
Summary: Shower sex
Author's note: This fic was written expressly for Blue as an LJ posting reward. *rolls eyes* The things I do to get her to post. Beta'd by kaytee4ever. Double drabble. Sequel to Consider.

( Last Farewell )

Title: Consider (1/2)
Author: yueni
Pairing: Marton Csokas/OC
Rating: PG
Genre: Gen
Disclaimer: You know how some times things aren't true? Yeah. Well this one occurs in your fantasies. If it really happened to you, I want the whole story. Pronto.
Summary: Early morning at a bar
Author's note: This fic was written expressly for Blue as an LJ posting reward. *rolls eyes* The things I do to get her to post. Beta'd by shira. Double drabble. Prequel to Consider.

( Consider )

Title: Dancin' Shoes
Author: yueni
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Fluffy Angst
Disclaimer: You know how some times things aren't true? Yeah. Well this is one of them. If Elijah and Orlando did this, I'll laugh myself silly and then ask for the video.
Summary: Vignettes of a relationship.
Author's note: This fic was written expressly for my precious Lynney. The lyrics come from the song Dancin' Shoes by Gavin Degraw. Beta'd by little_unwell. Crossposted in yuenidezi and here in fellow_shippers

( Dancin' Shoes )

Title: Get Fruity: Bananas
Author: yueni
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Smut
Disclaimer: You know how some times things aren't true? Yeah. Well this is one of them. If Viggo and Orlando did this, I'll laugh myself silly and then ask for the video.
Summary: Fruity tooty
Author's note: Thanks to peppervl for the beta. Written specifically for little_unwell. I hope you enjoy it. *munches on a banana*.

( Get Fruity: Bananas )

Title: "You know I never play nice."
Author: yueni
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Bernard Hill
Rating: NC-17
Genre: was supposed to take place on one of the sets, I hope having half of it take place on one of the sets works.
Disclaimer: You know how some times things aren't true? Yeah. Well this is one of them. If Viggo and Bernard did this, I'll laugh myself silly and then ask for the video.
Summary: Bernard wants to fuck his boy.
Author's note: Slashababy fic for mcee, I sure hope you're happy. Special thanks to karleesplace and little_unwell for the beta and to enchanteresse for the feedback. Cross-posted here in slashababy and yuenidezi

I can not stress enough. This is BDSM slash. If you are squicked, for the love of god, do NOT read it!

( 'You know I never play nice.' )

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Title: Meant to Be
Author: yueni
Fandom: LotR
Pairing: DW/CB
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: 100% imagination.
Summary: Poem fic based on an ancient Sanskrit poem.
Notes: Special thanks to snapesvixen for the beta. Written especially for janeausten. Crossposted in lotr_het and yuenidezi.

( Meant to Be )

I will have 4 hours on a bus in a couple days, and I feel that this is the best time to get some fics done. Any requests?

Title: Broken
Author: yueni
Fandom: None
Pairing: OC
Rating: R
Disclaimer: 100% imagination.
Summary: She is depressed.
Notes: Special thanks to janeausten for the beta. I was depressed. She cuts herself. If you don't like it. Don't fucking read it.

( Broken )

Title: His World
Author: yueni
Fandom: LotR
Pairing: OB/EW
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: 100% imagination. If this is real, then pigs can fly.
Summary: Elijah finds Orlando in the shower.
Notes: Special thanks to pinion for the beta. Written especially for lynneybean. Sorry it took so long, honey. I hope you like it.

( His World )

Title: Nothing More
Author: yueni
Fandom: LotR
Pairing: OB/EW
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: 100% imagination. If this is real, then pigs can fly.
Notes: Drabble. Special thanks to snapesvixen for the beta. Written especially for my Lynneybeaniebaby. Love you muchly honeybunch. *snogs*

( Nothing More )